By Shalom Auslander

Violent rabbis, lovelorn other halves, a hectic Grim Reaper, shame-filled simians, and one heavily offended deity populate this funny and disquieting collection.
Shalom Auslander's tales in Beware of God have the mysterious punch of a dream. they're vast ranging and artistic: a tender Jewish man's inexplicable transformation right into a very huge, blond, tattooed goy ends with a Talmudic argument over even if his father can beat his unclean son with a duplicate of the Talmud. A pious guy having a near-death adventure discovers that God is admittedly a bird, and he's pressured to re-examine his lifestyles -- and his vitamin. At God's insistence, Leo Schwartzman searches domestic Depot for offers for an ark. And a tender boy error Holocaust Remembrance Day as emergency preparedness education for the longer term.
Auslander attracts upon his upbringing in an Orthodox Jewish group in big apple kingdom to craft tales which are jam-packed with disgrace, intercourse, God, and loss of life, but in addition be capable of be wickedly humorous and poignant.

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How come I find myself talking to a pussycat? What have you done with the real Eric Braeden? “Arrogant” isn’t really the right word, it is a sense of integrity, it is a sense of knowing who I am, and I will not kiss someone’s ass in order to get somewhere. Either buy what I have to offer, or don’t—and I don’t give a damn. I am really most cooperative when I work with people if they approach me on an equal footing. But when I detect any kind of condescension, I’ll come after you. I’ll come after you so fast, you have no idea.

Are there any of those moments in Curse of the Cat People? Oh, yes! As I watch myself walking down the street to the Farren house, I think, “Oh, you look so stilted walking like that! ” And there are times when I think 36 I Talked with a Zombie In her second performance as Irena (after 1942’s Cat People), Simone Simon projects no sense of malice; indeed, a now ethereal and gentle Irena fits in well with the other trappings of Curse’s Christmas ending (Carter at right). I could have maybe read a line a little better.

I was really impressed with him! How funny, you’ve had more and nicer things to say about him than anybody else! [Laughs] Well, he was very warm and interesting to a seven-year-old, he was fun. The other people were very nice and all that, but they didn’t go around singing and laughing like Mr. Sir Lancelot! The movie started production with Gunther von Fritsch directing, and then when he fell way behind schedule, Robert Wise made his directing debut by taking over. Watching the movie the other night, I noticed that in the opening credits he goes by Gunther V.

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